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Sense &...Senseless?


Oxymorons

  1. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

  2. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...

  3. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

  4. Constant change is here to stay.

  5. I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not.

  6. As I said before, I never repeat myself.

  7. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

  8. As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.

  9. All generalizations are false, even this one.

  10. Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.--Albert Einstein

  11. That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.--Yogi Bera

  12. I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

  13. Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

  14. I can resist everything except temptation.

  15. You non conformists are all the same.

  16. I have decided to be indecisive.

  17. My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

  18. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

  19. I might be a genius, but I'm not that stupid. --David (User submitted-Thank You!)*

  20. If you fall and break both your legs don't come running to me.*

  21. I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. *

  22. Don't look at me in that tone of voice.*

  23. The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.*

  24. Better to be crazy than to be insane!*

  25. Without geography, you're nowhere.*

  26. I am a deeply superficial person. --Andy Warhol*

  27. "If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!" --Yogi Berra*

  28. "Intelligence is wasted on the stupid."*

  29. If you fall and break both your legs don't come running to me.*

  30. "I'm going to start being more assertive if that's okay with you."--someecards*

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Sense &...Senseless?

  1. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

  2. If ignorance is bliss, I'm the happiest person you'll ever meet.

  3. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

  4. I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing.

  5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

  6. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

  8. Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

  9. When in doubt, mumble.

  10. I may look busy, but I'm just confused.

  11. I smile because i have no idea what's going on.

  12. Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

  13. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

  14. I am not stupid. Everyone else is just smarter than me.

  15. Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.

  16. Being good at stupid doesn't count.

  17. The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.-Albert Einstein

  18. Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet

  19. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.--Albert Einstein

  20. I swear to drunk I'm not G-d.

  21. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

  22. If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

  23. Stop being so stupid.. itís my turn.

  24. Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they donít compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

  25. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

  26. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

  27. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

  28. I'd love to have a battle of wits with you but you appear to be unarmed...

  29. I'm smart. Its just random. You would be suprised what I can do at a moments notice.*

  30. Remember what you just said, because tomorow I will have a witty and sarcastic comeback... you'll be devestated then.*

  31. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid. Than to open it and remove all doubt.*

  32. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.*

  33. There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its if you argue with yourself and lose is when its weird. *

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